Archive for June, 2009

How to Not Get Screwed in Business

The only person focused 100% on your best interests is you

Owning a business creates a lot of opportunities for you to get screwed over. In the post-Bernie Madoff era, I thought it would be helpful to offer a few suggestions of ways you can protect yourself and your business.

You need to stay on top of everything: The only person 100% focused on your best interests is you. Even if you have a trusted lawyer, advisor or family member in charge of a specific set of tasks, you need to understand each component of everything that is going on related to your business, from every contract signed to every dollar invested to every purchase order written. You need only to look to the media for examples of what not to do. Dane Cook’s half brother is accused of embezzling from him. Countless other artists, athletes and businesspeople have had trusted advisors steal from them. Only you can make sure that everyone is doing what they are supposed to be doing (and not putting their hands in the cookie jar). If you don’t understand something, ask questions until you really do understand it. If you still don’t understand it, then don’t sign the contract/invest in the opportunity/etc.

Institute a system of checks and balances: Always require at least two unrelated parties to sign-off on anything critical, including writing checks and withdrawals of funds, signing purchase orders and major contracts. Your lawyer should never do your accounting and vice versa (and those functions should not only be given to two different people, but two different firms if outsourced). I reviewed a contract for a major NFL athlete two years ago that had conflicts of interest everywhere, including his agent acting as his accountant and lawyer. Big red flags there!

Speaking of contracts, write everything down: A lot of people like to do business on a handshake, but I advise against it. If there is any potential for a misunderstanding down the road or if you are doing anything that is important, put the terms into writing (preferably into a legally binding contract). While people have good intentions (well most people, some are just scumbags), circumstances change. First, people interpret discussions differently (and a lot of people don’t listen very well), so putting your verbal discussion into writing will ensure that everyone is on the same page. Other things happen from management changes to greed that alter the game in the future. Having a written contract will keep everyone in line (or at least give you recourse). If the value of the contract isn’t very much (i.e. less than it would cost you for a few hours of your lawyer’s time), then don’t bother, but if anything major is at stake, write it down.

Hire people who are hungry, but not starving: Desperate men will sometimes take desperate measures. It is great to hire scrappy people (either as employees or service providers) that will hustle and work hard. So, look for someone hungry, but if they are starving (i.e. in major financial or other trouble) you may want to pass. Doing background and reference checks (and even credit checks) are a critical part of being prepared and doing your homework.

If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is: There are no shortcuts in business; it requires hard work. If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Trust your instincts and don’t let yourself get suckered by huge promises or exploding offers (“I am not supposed to let you in, but if you give me the money today I will”). Make decisions made upon solid research and specific return-on-investment or other financial benchmarks and criteria. Again, if you don’t understand something, stay the heck away from it.

If you take the time to constantly look out for your best interests, I am sure you won’t let yourself down.

Thursday, June 25th, 2009
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The Exception to the Rule- The Comfort Wipe

I usually say there are no inherently bad business ideas, but every once in a while there is an exception

You may have heard me say that there are no bad business ideas; that the business idea doesn’t really matter and good ideas can fail while bad ideas can be famously successful. So, I usually don’t opine on the business ideas themselves.

Every once in a while, there is an exception to this rule. Today’s exception is a product called the Comfort Wipe, the “first improvement to toilet paper since the 1880s” as claimed by their fantastic infomercial. Its description is a bit misleading, as it doesn’t really do anything to improve toilet paper. What it does is basically hold the toilet paper while it “extends your reach up to 18 inches”. Use your imagination here.

I can’t personally imagine anyone’s behind being so large that they need to extend their “reach” by a foot and a half when using the bathroom, but if there are people with this issue, I imagine the niche is pretty small. Not to mention the sanitary issues or lack of portability (thank god- can you imagine the pocket-sized Comfort Wipe for when you are on-the-go… pun intended) inherent in this product.

That being said, it may make a ton of money, because it would really make an ideal gag gift. And when they do become the next “Snuggie”, I will promise to use the Comfort Wipe case study as another illustration of how execution (including marketing and press, even bad press) can make a bad idea successful. If they don’t , I will just point out that every rule (even the no bad ideas rule) has a few exceptions.

Visit the Comfort Wipe website at: http://www.comfortwipe.com/

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Monday, June 15th, 2009
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